February 2012
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Send me an English word and I'll write it down in...
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a wild Sherlock Holmes is stalking me….
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treymis replied to your post: Am I the only one that thought Sacha Baron Cohen…
NOT JUST YOU NOT JUST YOU
single manly tear of joy
I knew I wasn’t alone
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Am I the only one that thought Sacha Baron Cohen looked supah fine as the station inspector in Hugo???
just me?? mmmkay…..
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Gently tongued by Stephen Fry.
gently-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
Gently groped by Hugh Laurie.
adrimnzr:
i just found this on my hard drive and i dont remember making it but im really scared
omg the ending, bahaha!!
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sailorswayze:
is this how it feels to be beyonce
Congratulations magical anime girl!!!
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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When I type polyester into search bars, it doesn’t show the cinematic masterpiece by John Waters, just a bunch of clothing line ads and links…..
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dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
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I'M GOING TO GO SEE STAR TREK 2...
sherlockaddict95:
FOR THE PLOT…
FOR THE PLOT…
FOR THE PLOT…
FOR THE PLOT…
I see a recurring theme here… Hhhmmm…
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aclockworkstarfruit:
melchett:
When I go to uni I want to meet people who like Monty Python and Talking Heads and books and gay porn.
Is that too much to ask?
if it makes you feel any better i know a lot of people like that :)
I’d kill to meet some people like that!!!
martinfreemansnose:
Sometimes I forget that sex is a real thing that people do and it doesn’t just happen in fanfiction
ihatebenedictcumberbatch:
on the airplane ride to spain i sat with this man who looked like gary oldman and he was watching tinker tailor soldier spy holy shit take me to your house and let me live in your attic
neyruto:
i found my dad in my room alone blasting my chemical romance
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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dadfather:
Activities: watching people go through puberty
skankpatrol:
when somebody likes and reblogs your post
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flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
wingwalker:
I have a punk band. At our shows we do not let people mosh, but rather force most of the audience to give each other full body massages. Our band is called Unwanted Touch. We’re a concept band.
next time i am misquoted i will burn down the hooker farm in my backyard
– benedict cumberbatch (via benedictcumberbatchescheekbones)
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I immediately regret giving classmates my tumblr url after their appalled reaction to my Divine desktop background
wuT hAv iYe duNn???
idiotblogger:
My blog must be really good because I know no one follows me for my face