dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

st-pam:

Winterwear

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

spoons-are-sharper-than-knives:

tinypenguininja:

memeguy-com:

Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay
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omg

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

sassitudedotca:

Pattern Bustier DressAvailable HERE atwww.sassitude.ca

petpup:

my mom owns a daycare in part of my house and one of the kids is yelling “cock cobbler” over and over and over i need him to stop i just woke up i dont need this i dont need cock cobbler

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne (via newwavenova)

so. real.

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

Hello.
I am Tina Belcher
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